upcoming events
Book Signing with Fellow Children’s Book Authors
Date: Sunday, April 26, 2009
Time: 1 to 3 p.m.
Location: Barnes & Noble NorthPark Mall
Davenport, Iowa
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Speaker on a Panel, “Nonfiction Book Blast: Booktalks for Reluctant Readers”
Date: Sunday, July 12, 2009
Time: 10:30 to 12 Noon
Location: ALA 2009 Annual Conference
Chicago, Illinois
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Lighthouse Fun
Jokes
How do lighthouse keepers communicate? Answer
Shine language.
What instrument did lighthouse keepers play? Answer
The fog horn.
What did the ocean say to the lighthouse? Answer
Nothing; it just waved.
Why did the man build his house out of balsa wood? Answer
He wanted to live in a lighthouse.
What type of house weighs the least? Answer
A lighthouse.
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper? Answer
He had his own frog-horn.
What’s the difference between a lighthouse keeper and a jeweler? Answer
One watches seas, and the other sees watches.
A man turned out all the lights and went to bed. When he woke up, he saw something on the news that made him upset with himself. What happened? Answer
He was a lighthouse keeper. After he turned out all the lights, a ship wrecked.
Patient: I don’t get enough exercise.
Doctor: Try taking a long walk every night.
Patient: That’s the problem; I’m a lighthouse keeper.
Did you hear about the lighthouse keeper’s daughter? Answer
She never went out at night.
